Poem Game

I changed this and made it my own...I encourage you to do the same:

This is a rather peculiar game. It really does not have a name
It’s simple to play as a game should be.
You just do as you’re told, then you will see.
In the end, whoever scores the most, will receive a prize of which they can boast.
Now since you’re all fashionable girls,
give yourself 5 if you have on diamonds or pearls.
You may add 3 if your toes peek out.
And earrings will give you 2 more to shout.
Score yourself 5 if you show any red.
And 1 for each year that you have been wed.
Now before you think you are going to win,
Take away 2 for each safety pin.
Give yourself 6 if your pants are on tight,
Add 1 for a scarf which is just about right.
Add 5 more if your shoes are black.
And take away 3 for pockets in the back.
This may not turn out like you would think.
Take away 4 if you left a dish in the sink.
Add 3 for each child at home or away,
Add 4 for each grandchild that brightens your day.
Now count all your buttons, for each you get 2,
And take away 3 for each garment that’s new.
Give yourself 5 if your heels are high,
And why not take 10 for the green in your eyes.
10 more points for words on your clothes.
Take away 5 if you like to wear hose.
Add 9 if your husband or boyfriend you kissed today.
If you kissed them both, then it’s 10 take away!
This is the end for there isn’t anymore.
Let’s see who is the lucky lady with the highest score.